you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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