brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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