They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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