S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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