i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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