As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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