im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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