How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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