So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No subtext here. People are naked.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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