You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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