i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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