your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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