Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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