bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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