All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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