p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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