Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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