I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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