I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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