i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize