One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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