So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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