Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
