I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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