if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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