I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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