Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize