so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just cropdusted the office
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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