Sponge bath it is.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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