i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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