I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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