he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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