Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
where am i from again
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
