break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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