I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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