i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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