In the future we'll all be gay
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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