Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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