fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
operation have a gay friend backfired
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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