I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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