did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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