I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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