Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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