This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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