i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
as a side note pls kill me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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