so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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