I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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