Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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