we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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