The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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