The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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