from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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