new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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