Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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